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Talking Books

The Adventures of Chainsaw Sprocket Knucklehead and Tank

Episode One

Written By Pete Rattlebone Tindal

This is a completely crazy story about four Bikers just back from Vietnam, who have had their Clubhouse, Bike shop, Diner, Whorehouse taken over by a rival gang who have a hidden agenda. This is the real deal, a play with actors, music and sound FX. This play contains music, biker speak and Reptiles from another dimension.

Kitch

Still In Production

Two Elves Mullum and Bimby  are transported into an old Kitchen which has been taken over by the Slimealian Empire, an evil so great that all of the inhabitants of Kitch are being systematically  transformed into creatures from your worst nightmare, by the Evil Genius Professor Sarkovski. The Play is currently in Production and will be ready for download in March.

Every day's your Birthday Boyo

Copyright Warner Chappell

This is a full length feature film which starts production in July

 We will be putting up the scenes as we do them

Chainsaw Sprocket Knucklehead and Tank Film Synopsis

 Chainsaw Sprocket Knucklehead and Tank are a four peice road Rat rock’n’roll band from Hastings in the UK. The film opens in the lounge room, the band are sitting around watching a program about chocolate on TV. The Sheilas Wheels ad comes on followed by a chocolate bar ad. Well they were a four peice, until the keyboard player dies in the arms of big Brenda, the bands one and only groupie. A will was found, leaving everything to the band, and as he had no relatives or family, the band had to take responsibility for the body.

 The will, found in his gig box, which was written on the back of an old fag packet, on which it said, “the band gets the lot”. I dont want to be burnt and I dont want to be buried. So the band decided to leave his body to science, and have his head put in a jar of Jack Daniels, so he could join them on stage every nite on the continual tour. So Tanks’ gear Is all set up each nite, with his keyboard on its stand and his head in a jar on a pedestal. Hooked into the PA.

 Tank is included in all discussions and communicates with them via a mini marshall Amp and a microphone on top of the head tank. Which they got the designs for from Tank via a ouija board from the spirit world.

 The bad guys are the three Chocolatiers who put a plan together, by making the bands record a hit in their country. They want to use the band to smuggle their secret ingredient to their new factory where the ingredient will be refined and be put into the new ZAP ZIPPERTY chocolate bar which will make anyone who eats it into an addict.

 Eddie, the bands manager/agent/roadie/sound guy/lighting guy, gets a phone call from an agent in the kingdom of Raqedia wanting to book the band for a gig, because their minor hit song has been rereleased by the country's record label Raquedia Records and its a big hit there.

 They contact the band who agree to do the gig and they travel to Raquedia. Where they do a concert. Part of the deal is a new pa and tour bus where they travel back to the UK unknowingly transporting the secret ingredient which is in the speaker boxes.

 The band stop off in Transylvania do do a gig, where they discover the packages and they have to go on the run from the minders sent to watch them. They end up outside an old castle. They ring the bell and a beautiful blonde answers the door and shows them in. They notice all of the staff look the same, all identical blondes

 They meet the doctor who was a Nazi Doctor and is into cloning. He is asked by the band to clone tank, he agrees, but Tank is cloned as a beautiful blonde because he only has female blanks. Tank is furious but has to along with it. So he gets a female body.

 The band are discovered and have to make their escape through an old tunnel in the castle which they can drive their tour bus down. The tunnel leads to Amsterdam where they take refuge in a Biker bar and do a free gig in return for protection.

 The Chocolatiers relocate to their factory in New Romney in the UK, where they set up the refining equipment for their secret ingredient, which is the pollen from a lily and the moss from the cooling ponds of Dungeness Nuclear power station. The chocolatiers find out they have been discovered and they send their agents to take care of the Band and bring the ingredient to the factory.

 The agents find them and they have to make their escape. Tank is fatally wounded and dies in a poppy field. They remove the clone's head again and drive back to the UK, where they are intercepted by MI5 and congratulated for escaping from the Chocolatiers who are apprehended at their factory. The band are knighted for saving England and the world from chocolate addiction. They leave the palace with their record at the top of the charts and head back to see the doctor to reclone Tank. Then they wake up

Skids and The Blades

Two Roller Bladers Coco and Chi Chi and their compadre Skids find themselves caught up in an interstellar attempt to turn the whole world into zombies

Begins Production in September